Man this week has been brutal for politicians, liberals, conservatives, public teachers and air traffic controllers. You'd think that living in the United States would not be a number one choice for many people, yet Mexicans and other foreigns continue to enter the country. I thought I would take this opportunity to list just a few of the tough instances that have occurred throughout the country this past week, that might cause pause and the possibility of re-thinking the move.
A mother in a southern state, on Wednesday was busted for using her 5 year old daughter to smuggle drugs across her city. She put 10 packets of dope in her kindergartner daughters back-pack, sent her off to school on the bus where her brother would intercept his niece, retrieve the marijuana. The school bus driver, an eagle nosed type, apparently sensitive to weed, stopped the bus and called police.
A less then private dancer was busted on a main street in a southwestern city, after causing several auto accidents. The nude toe tapper, when confronted by local police, refused to stop, telling arresting officers that she was a member of the CIA and that her husband was having relations with the president of the United States.
A women refused to pay a taxi driver a $30 tab for a ride home from jail and was arrested and jailed again.
A postal worker driving without her headlights on admitted to drinking brandy on the job and was cited for a DWI. Her personal vehicle, belonging to the postal service was returned.
A Midwestern city man reported his truck stolen after he had just paid it off. The man reasoned that a bumper sticker reading "my pit bull is smarter then your honor student" might have been part of the reason.
A women was arrested for not wearing her seat belt, her reason, "I'm too fat to wear one."
A women told police that a man that she was riding around with told her that "she was too good for him," stopped the car, pushed her out and begin pouring soda pop on her.
A hungry man was caught by police shoplifting hot pockets, frozen popcorn and a jug of Powerade at a fast food store and was given a verbal warning and next time to chose more nutritious food.
And to those young people thinking about making a move to Russia, should maybe think a bit longer about your choice. The spring draft for active military service has just started and the General Staff plans to enlist 203,720 conscripts. On a bright note, the Presidential administration is considering repealing the move.
There you have it, the brighter side of the news from around the United States and Russia, readers can either E-mail or send suggestions on facebook for consideration in next weeks edition of Bits & Pieces.
No comments:
Post a Comment