HEADLINES THAT CAN BE A PAIN IN THE BUTT!

HEADLINES THAT CAN BE A PAIN IN THE BUTT! (Frazer Chronicle)

Okay I get it, there was a tragic church fire in Oconto Falls, Wisconsin that put children out of school classes that were held at the church-school. I also understand that the damage will be cost more then  $2 million and I also understand that kids and families as well as church members will need to scramble around to retake their lives. I also am aware that a young boy of 16 has been arrested and admitted setting several  fires at the St. Anthony.

The "fire bug" undoubtedly will be charged according to what the law allows for the incident and his age, but jeez can't we get over it. Nobody was killed, nobody was injured and nothing of significant historical value was destroyed or damaged. Just brick, wood, plaster, wire and metal, it is all replaceable and under insurance coverage, let's move on.

The fire was 1st. reported in area media Wednesday, February 22nd. and then Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. The fire that happened during the night of February 21st. was an invasive kind of attack on people's lives, of that there is no doubt, but I don't need to have my news space invaded by stories that have been going on for a day short of a week. Bottom line, nobody got hurt, the place was insured and a suspect is in detention.....turn the page.

Some other top week-end headlines that tickled my fancy and my "caustic" retorts:

SALEH HANDS OVER YEMEN REINS TO SUCCESSOR:

All I can say is "Yemenny crickets."

TWO ARRESTED OVER 'PLOT TO KILL PUTIN'

Were they republican or democrat?

SPOTLIGHT THROWN ON OSCAR DEMOGRAPHICS, 77% MALE, 94% WHITE!

Boy isn't that a big surprise, kind of like major league baseball ownership, "an exclusive crowd."

WAR GAMES BEGIN IN 'TENSE' KOREAN PENINSULA!

One of those "my gun is bigger then your gun" things.

N.Y.P.D. SPIED ON MUSLIMS ALL OVER NORTHEAST U.S.

Darn glad to hear it, racial profiling at it's finest, great advertisement for our country.

RICK: "J.F.K. MADE ME WANT TO PUKE"

This from Rick Santorum, republican presidential candidate about former president Kennedy's stance on separation of church and state, "keeping the Pope out of politics." Well "Ricky" this "puke" statement is as close as you'll ever get to being compared to the late J.F.K.

OSCAR 2012: DID JENNIFER LOPEZ SUFFER A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION?

What, did I miss it, damn.

Another tidbit about the N.Y.P.D. and their spies thingy in several north eastern states, ka-ching, part of the cost for New York's finest will be paid for by us, or U.S. taxpayers. How do you spell (Homeland Security.)